TFL to trial new scheme of tiered baby on board badges.

Today the Head of the TFL Communications Vernon Everitt & Sadiq khan have announced in a joint statement concerning the future of the Baby on Board scheme. With the announcement being sent to like a big bunch of people it has caused outrage as people don’t like people being mean to babies.

FULL ANNOUNCMENT BELOW:

‘We here at TFL are inclusive and proud of it, that is why we have designed a new improved Baby on Board Tiered system.

Obviously it’s Gay babies first. Then mixed race babies, then after that black or Asian (we’ll be holding a public vote on that placement). Then way at the bottom, if they even get a badge at all will be white babies. In fact the badge for white babies might just say ‘my ancestor’s behaviour lost me my right to a seat’.

We think that this new policy that shall roll out after the next batch of babies are born so we get it nicely in a transition period.

Yours Sincerely,

Vernon Everitt & Sadiq Khan

London Mayor’s Office & Managing Director

Customers, Communication and Technology’.

 

Can you believe it? We can’t either!

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