USA joins list of countries barring flights from the UK but it’s okay because no one wants to go to the USA

The United States of America has joined a ever growing list of countries currently banning flights to and from the UK.

Turns out that’s okay, in a recent poll* it was discovered no one wants to go to the USA anyway.

During the poll citizens were asked, ‘why would you ever want to leave the UK and go to the USA?’. 1000s of responses flooded back but the only answer given was, “To get away from Nigel Farage of course but now he pops back and forth more times than he’s turned up for meetings as an MEP, it’s rather off putting”.

Speaking with a USA immigrant today they said, “Honestly, I am a bit glad I can’t go back. Too many guns, too many people. I used to miss the natural beauty of it all but now I’ve discovered Slough that all fades away”.

If you are a country who wants to ban flights to and from the UK, please contact us first so we can release it as an Exclusive!

*Conducted lighting fast, considering Britains current state of affairs its impressive. The brits do love a good poll.

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