Boeing has today announced its new cutting edge initiative to crash all of its planes, not only saving the world from their carbon emissions, but also think of all the children…that now won’t be able to pollute this planet.
“It’s fantastic”, said Boeing CEO, eco warrior and murderer, Dennis Muilenburg.
The bizarre move, which happened at the Boeing ‘holy-fuck-we’re-sorry’ press conference today, came seemingly out of thin air. Even the environment looked shocked.
As of today Boeing will start to shut down all archaic fuel burning divisions. Starting with every plane currently in the sky. They want the Earth’s temperature to plummet like their planes have.
