Get Ready For Nothing!

Today is the day! Finally, nothing is happening.
Please everyone remain calm while nothing happens.
Continue your lives as nothing happened.
Go to work, feed your kids, walk the dog and remember nothing was ever supposed to happen today.
Here is a typical conversation you may encounter today;
“Wasn’t there something supposedly happening today, I cant remember”.
“No you are remembering incorrectly nothing was ever going to happen today”.
Now we have that cleared up we would like to remind you we are scheduled for at least one more day of nothing on the 31st of January and then possibly a large stretch over the proceeding 10 years.
This has been a announcement brought to you by the Conservative party.
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