A bitter week for Scottish fish everywhere as Sturgeon and Salmond hit the endangered list.
After serious allegations of over-fishing in other waters and denying it, both these fish are in deep trouble.
We dive into whether either will survive the coming storm.
With Salmond being held accountable for maybe, perhaps, swimming in waters that weren’t his to swim in and Sturgeon misleading the committee of Atlantis over these wrongdoings, disaster could be spelt for both.
Salmond is now saying that he will make his own ponds to swim in and put candidates up for local elections in all of the waterways they can. It could spell disaster for Sturgeon.
Or not.
Because the all the other fish hate Salmond.
