2019 Oscars nominations are in!
In a controversial move 18 categories have been cut as there’s simply not enough interest in your bullshit niche tastes.
Here’s a quick break down of this years best films:
Best Picture:
Roma – A picturesque film about the Italian life
The Shape of Water – Again, because we love it so much
Black Panther – David Attenborough’s final documentary
Bohemian Rhapsody – Follows a socially unconventional person, one who is involved in the arts, who studies rap music.
The Favourite – The bookies favourite to win.
Green Book – A sort of vegetarians communist manifesto.
A star is born – Gods birthing tape.
Vice – A device consisting of two parallel jaws for holding a workpiece; one of the jaws is fixed and the other movable by a screw, a lever, or a cam.
