William steps out on Kate for their 10th anniversary in honour of his grandfather

Prince William has had sex with another woman to honour his grandfather’s memory.

Speaking with The Express earlier he said, “I am sleeping with other women, just like he did with grangran. It seemed like the best way to honour the old guy’s memory.”

“Now, unfortunately, I have been caught cheating before, but I can pass this off as practice for when my grandfather died”.

William has hit the online dating apps with some force. I mean, he’s brought every gold, plus, pro version available. His Tinder profile has been abuzz with offers (from mainly men), but he holds out hope saying, “I haven’t matched with any women yet but who hasn’t swung the other way occasionally for the good of the nation, eh?”

Pictures of the royal cheating will be exclusively revealed in The Express on the 4^th of May as they purchased the rights for £2.3 million.

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